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Fix That Tree

by Baron Field

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O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum... Merry Christmas!

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Fix That (Christmas) Tree

This tree Is firewood
Go get my axe
This tree is a burden to me
It's way overgrown
With a bow in it's back
I'm gunna fix that tree

Gunna take my old chainsaw
The one with two heads
And lean on the choke till she screams
Now it can plead all it wants to
Squeal like a hedge
But I'm gunna fix that tree

Chain down the branches with tinsel
Strangle the leaves in lights
Fill all the family
With bullshit and brandy
Till we slaughter that Silent Night

Gunna drag it's cadaver
Up three flights of stairs
Prop it up where the kids can all see
Then it's a flick of the wall switch
And a buzz hits the air...
I'm gunna fix that tree
I'm gunna fix that tree
I'm gunna fix that tree

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released December 24, 2013

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